(EN) Doggie, come over here!
A-Gei-Shi is surfing the internet.
Okay, let A-Gei-Shi scratch you.
A-Gei-Shi's neck is so soft that you feel COZY!
Ya, you obstruct A-Gei-Shi, and he gonna buffet you later
Pee Pee 啦。
Go pee pee la